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"...Oh, uh..." Rachel looked very awkward and embarrassed. "We're not entirely sure yet. We haven't really talked about it." she admitted.

"Oh, that's okay! You guys are great parents. However many kids you have, they'll all love you!" Selia said, with a grin, trying to cover up for her mistake.

Serenity R wrote:Nicholas

[[DAMMIT STEPH, GET IT RIGHT]]

[I NEVER GET HIS FREAKING NAME RIGHT]

(SHE DOES IT TO PISS ME OFF. ;w;)

"Oh uh thank you Selia! You're always such a dear..."

"Well.." Selia felt a little awkward. "Well, how old are all of your kids?"

BAM. It was a new day, and Jake was sitting on the couch feeding little Charlotte. He dropped the spoon, though, when the apartment door opened. "WHAT'S THIS I HEAR OF MY GRANDSON NOT DOING WHAT EVERY MAN SHOULD BE DOING IN THIS WORLD AND THAT'S WORKING?! GET THAT MINI-HUMAN OFF YOUR LAP, YOUNG MAN, YOU ARE OF THE MALE GENDER AND OUGHTN'T BE DOING SUCH ABNORMALITIES! GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME FIFTY! RIGHT NOW!" yells yes, Grandpa Yashnid. He seemed to have gotten shorter, yet magically more bulky. He mostly just looked like a mini Asian dwarf. He also had the old straggly gray/white beard.

Jake held his head up defiantly. "Don't swear in front of the baby!" he snapped at his grandfather in an uninterested voice.

Grandpa Yashnid dropped his hand, which he was using to point at Jake. "Excuse me?! You dare defy your elder!?"

Charlotte looked up at the man with big wide eyes from Jake's lap, utterly confused with this random man's horrible outrage, with a snot bubble coming out of her left nostril. She blinked a few times. Suddenly, the grandpa melted. He ran forwards and lifted Charlotte up and spun around with her in his hands.

"WHATEVER IS THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION MADE BY THE HUMAN REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS OHHHH, JAKE YOU ARE AMAZING TO BE USING YOUR PENIS IN SUCH AMAZING WAYS!" he cried out and slowed down still on one foot, setting Charlotte back in Jake's arms. "Where is the beautiful wife of yours who created this mini-human with you?!"

Jake stared at his grandfather, utterly stunned. He had a similar expression to Charlotte.

Selia came into the room, after hearing all the noise and screaming. "Hey, Jake, what's the racket?" She asked. Then she saw Jake's grandpa. "Oh.. Hello, Mr. Yashnid.." She said weakly, her mouth sort of dropping open and staying there.

He turned to her. He bowed to her with a strained smile, and nodded happily to her. "Hello, Selia!" What he really wanted to say was Let's have babies!.


Jake sat kind of awkwardly with Charlotte just kind of giggling.

"I see you've met Charlotte. Isn't she adorable? So, uh, what brings you here? It's very nice of you to visit.." Selia was smiling, now, liking the grandfather a lot more since he wasn't being so odd. She had no idea of his internal baby-wanting.

One day, Selia was sitting around on the couch, watching some good old television, holding Charlotte. She was flipping through the channels when Charlotte demanded to watch a show called "American Dragon; Jake Long." After watching for about ten minutes, she started to frown.
He does have a dragon tattoo.
What if he has a dragon animagus?
Is that possible?
That's exactly like his grandpa..
He DOES have a little sister...
"Jaaaaaaaaake!" She shouted. "If you were a dragon in secret, would you tell me?!"

Jake poked his head out of the doorway. "But I am a dragon in secret!"

Selia gaped at him, her mouth wide open. Then she giggled. "You're joking! Haha, very funny, Jake! Good one!"


Then, she groaned. "You're joking, right? No way!" She left Caroline on the couch and stood up to go talk to him about this. "A dragon?!"

"Well yeah, have you seen the way I move in bed!?" Jake laughed. Then he sighed. "No, sadly, I'm a wizard, not a dragon, Selia. Are you on mushrooms or something?"

"NO! No, it's just, this TV show, had this guy. And he looked JUST like you as a kid, Jake, honestly. And then he was BAM! This huge dragon, and he had a crazy grandpa, and a nice mom, and a little sister, and his girlfriend was blonde, and.." Selia took a breath. "Sorry. I'm just going a little crazy."

[[OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE. O____O I NEVER REALIZED THE CRAZY GRANDPA/NICE MOM/LITTLE SISTER/BLOND GIRLFRIEND UNTIL NOW BEFORE IT WAS JUST HIS NAME HOLY GREEN-BELLIED BANANAS.]]

"WHAT?! They made a TV show on my life?! Are these muggles we're talking about!? Am I being followed? Selia, do muggles know about Wizards?!" he whispered, looking around the room for a hidden camera.

[I KNOW!]

"I KNOW! I don't think so.. And he just morphs into a dragon, JUST LIKE AN ANIMAGUS! Come watch it- everything is the same. Everything! They're even Asian!"

"Maybe I should get an animagus just for the laughs!" Jake said, jumping onto the couch to watch with Selia. "Okay, if you're pulling some huge prank on me, you have to run out into the street at night and yell 'I just gave head to that old man in the yellow house!'" Jake said looking right at Selia. "If you're not, then I have to do that. Wait, that's wrong. Umm... I have to clean Charlotte's diapers for two weeks. Oh wait I already did that. Umm... You choose."

"I am not pulling-- Okay. Fine. If I win, you have to.." Selia glanced at Charlotte and cupped her ears for a moment. "You have to let me be on top. For the rest of the month. " She uncupped Charlotte's ears, smirking.

"WHAT?! But that makes me feel uncomfortable!" Jake groaned. "And unmanly!"


Charlotte clapped her hands giggling, as though cheering on her mom.

"Well I want to be on top sometimes. We never try anything new. I read in Cosmopolitan that your husband is likely to cheat on you if you never change it up! Not that I believe that crap, but seriously, I'm bored."

"Okay, we'll see. Turn on the TV and let's watch this show!"

Selia turned it on to American Dragon, where it had been before. The show started, and Selia was silent.

Jake slowly watched the beginning, and second by second, his mouth grew more open and his eyes grew wider and wider, until he looked in so much shock that his eyes were ready to fall out.

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"I KNOW!" Selia screamed. "I know I know I know! This is creepy!" She turned off the television and stood up. "People are spying on us! My last name is Rosensteel and that girl's name is ROSE! His name is Jake and your name is Jake and IT'S YOU! YOU'RE ON TV!" She started breathing heavily and went to pour herself a glass of water. "And, I won, by the way."