Eric's Aunt's House

Fry grinned. "Either way, I'm happy to be here. With my real friends. And girlfriend. Who is awesome." And beautiful in a bikini. He thought.

"Same here. And my boyfriend is totally awesome." And hot in swim trunks, she thought.

[[cheesy girlfriendboyfriend tiem]]

"No, you're awesome!"

"Yeah, but you're really awesome!"

"Really? Well you're three times that."

"You're four times more than that."

"Well, I'd just say you're three thousand times more that that!"

"Then I'd say you're FOUR thousand times more than THAT!"

"Oh yeah!?" Fry suddenly began snogging with her.


Jake pointed. "LOOK! LOOK!"

Eric suddenly looked uncomfortable. "Yeah... Umm... Who wants lemonade?" he said looking away. It was weird seeing his best friend snogging his other best friend... Ewww.

"Yeah!" She ignored Jake yelling, and Eric offering lemonade, and Selia's inevitable "Oh my God you guys get a room". A nagging part of her brain said to stop because Jake was there and they were just giving him more fanservice--in swimwear. But she pushed that nagging part aside and just snogged like a good little hoor-girlfriend.

that shlotgirlfriend...


Eventually, Fry pulled away, and sighed. "Yeah, I'm awesome."


Jake fell to his knees, crawled over, and hugged Holly tightly. His forearms wrapped around her chest. "I love you. You're like, so amazing." he sighed with a big creepy smile.


Fry's mouth went wide open. "Dude, get your arms off my girlfriend!"

"But she's so soft, like a baby!"

"GET OFF HER!"

Holy shoved Jake off of her, and sat on her towel in shock for a moment. Then, everything went black, and she passed out because she's a useless bitch.

Jake's eyebrows went high up. Then he leaned in and whispered to Fry, "She's out, do what you can while you can!"


Fry pushed Jake away, and picked Holly up. "HONESTLY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?" He left off to under the shade of a tree, and began saying Holly's name. "Holly, you awake? You okay?"

Eric appeared at his side. "I think she might have gotten too much sun... I'll go get water, it'll help her wake up." He came back with a cup of water, which Fry took, and held at her lips. "Drink it, c'mon..."

Holly stirred a bit, and rolled over onto her side, knocking the water out of Fry's hands.

It fell on her.
"... Honestly!"

Her eyes opened wide. It WAS cold, after all. Holly sat up, which made her a bit dizzy, but she dug her fingers into the sand to keep her balance. "What happened?"

"You passed out!"

Selia stared at the scene, open-mouthed, sunglasses fallen on the bridge of her nose so her eyes were showing. "You asshole! Holly's dead on about you. I-I HATE you!" She yelled at Jake, grabbing her bag and stomping inside, slamming the screen door behind her.

Jake frowned. "I was just kidding, though!"

Selia plopped down on her bed, feeling ill. "God.." She mumbled, taking off the bikini and going across the hall to the bathroom. She turned on the shower, and brushed out her hair, then got in the shower, smiling when she got in the nice water.

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She came back down a while later, hair in a still-wet bun, wearing jean shorts and a tanktop, the same sunglasses, and flip flops. Selia went over to her seat and plopped back down, opening up a magazine.

Jake followed Selia. "I was kidding, though." He looked like he felt bad. "I didn't know you guys hated those kind of jokes!"


Eric sighed. "At least she's awake, now."

"It didn't seem like a joke," Holly spat at him.

Eric looked nervous. "Hey, let's forget it all? Maybe next time you two want to snog, go into another room, or somewhere more private? And Jake, keep those things to yourself?" He said everything as a question.

"Whenever we do, he follows us." Holly glared at Jake. "Every. Time."