Somewhere in Blackpool

Elroy'd hoped she wouldn't bring it up again. Alas. "I was living with her for a while; kicked me out once she got knocked up."

Serenity burst out laughing. "Oh, that's funny!" She said after she had calmed down, still giggling. "That's really funny. Usually the guys do the kicking."

Elroy grimaced. "I suppose."

"You are such a wuss." Serenity said, shaking her head. "Well, not all of us can be tough."

"Whatever. She's not allowing me any sort of contact, either."

Serenity frowned. "But that's illegal.." She muttered to herself, twirling a strand of hair.

"I doubt she knows that."

"God, what kind of an idiot doesn't allow visiting rights?"

"Sure was..." They got back to the shelter.

"Well, this is dank and depressing," Serenity commented. "Not like it wasn't before, but we were leaving then."

"It's clean enough." He began walking around the side of the building, having a preference for using the back door.

"Hey, wait for me. Why are you going in the back?" Serenity asked, running after him.

"The receptionist always looks at me funny."

"I bet she thinks your hot." Serenity deduced, giggling.

"Probably. Who wouldn't?"

"You are so conceited!"

Elroy laughed. They were standing by the back door, next to a large dumpster.

"So.." Serenity stared at the dumpster curiously. She was getting an idea.

"Well, uh..." Elroy rubbed the back of his neck. "Maybe I'll see you again sometime?"

"Let's have sex in the dumpster." Serenity said in an eerily cheery voice.

Elroy stared at her, gawking slightly, unable to think of a response.

"Well you're obviously no fun anymore!" Serenity said, scowling.

"Ah, I'm sorry, but... why?"

"Well, I've always wanted to, but I've been sort-of dating Angel. And now I'm not dating him, and there's no consequences. Well, not anymore. For me, at least."

Wait a moment, this was an opportunity. What better way to top of Angel's humiliation than fucking his girlfriend?

"Well, if you insist, Miss Rosensteel," he said, purposely trying to imitate his brother's politeness while still keeping a mocking tone.