Illumination Island

"I've been a total bitch, yeah. Not to say he hasn't been a total ass, as well, but, i feel really bad for throwing a shoe at him. It was just.. stupid."

"Aww..." Olivia gently patted Serenity's head. "You're a bitch anyway, hun," she said softly.

"Thanks," Serenity replied, smiling regardless of the insult. "You're so sweet to me, Liv."

"I know." Olivia folded her hands on her lap. "It's been pretty lonely here, though. I was gonna write some letters..."

"Well, I'll try to be an entertaining guest. I'm so worried.... D'ya wanna play Monopoly?" Serenity smiled weakly.

"I hate Monopoly."

"Oh, sorry.." Serenity said, looking around the familiar place.

"We haven't talked in a while! How's life?"

"Pretty decent. Boring. I was almost to third base with a guy at school, though, but he wimped out.."

"... Wow, you've been busy! Who was it?"

"I don't kiss and tell, but I will for you. Dean Thomas, Gryffindor guy. I broke up with him after that, though. He was a total faggot."

"Wasn't he with Ginny Weasley, though!?"

"She's a total whore. Broke up with him for Harry Potter, remember? That was a hot topic for forever."

"Oh, really?! I didn't hear that... Well, that's the red thread for you! I could see it coming since that whole basilisk thing in second year!"

[blatantlyignorescanondefilement]

[Nocanondefilementilookeditup]
"Red thread? What's that?"

[IT WAS ROBIN but we're just ignoring that]

"Oh, it's just this legend that says true lovers are connected by an imaginary red thread, and no matter how far they get from one another, they'll come together eventually."

[OhyeahItotallyforgotabouthat! I thought you meant Ginny and Dean.}

"AWWWWW! HOW ADORABLE!"

"I know, right?" Olivia smiled.

[[Let's pretend it never happened to Robin, please? o_o;

That's one of the things I regret most from second year.]]

[When was there a RobinxDean? o3o]

[ROBIN

AND THE BASILISK

and that's what I'm doing dahling.]

[[Thanks.]]

[No problem, Kelsi. We all have things we're ashamed of.]


"Like.. like.. Kelsi and Drew!"

"Exactly! Aww, they're so cute together."

"Wait, why are we talking about such things at a time like this!?"