The closet which everyone knows is claimed by Elroy. Except teachers.

[yes you do.]

[A book about how to get unaddicted to women, money, and sex.]

[What's in the card though?]

He was like, "..."

[Just the writing. And a couple galleons.]

He threw the book into a corner and took the money.

The letter started howling. Howling. Howling. Not howler, screaming, yelling, and howling like a lost child with eighty different vocal chords and mouths.

"Incendio."

Serenity ran down, stopping at the closet and knocking on Elroy, thinking he was the door absentmindedly. "Did you get my present?" She asked, looking up with a smile.



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AND THAT IS HER OUTFIT.

[I have that necklace. xD]

He closed the door again. "Yep."

Serenity knocked on the door again.
"WAIT! TELL ME WHAT YOU CAUGHT ANGEL DOING! I'M BEGGING YOU!"

He opened the door, an sly grin on his face.

"Tell. Tell now. I asked Charles, and Angel hit him over the head with a book. SO YOU BETTER TELL ME!"

He just kept on cheshire-cat-grinning.

Serenity shook her head. "You aren't going to tell me, are you. You know you want to, come on, please?" She blinked, crossing her arms.

"He'd kill me, he would. Otherwise I'd tell you."

Serenity smiled sweetly.
"I would never tell him. Come on, Elroy, please? Like I would tell." She pouted, doing the puppy dog eyes trick.

"... Maaaaaaaaaaybe ... What's in it for me?"

"What do you want? Money? Jewelry? Come on, I can pay immediately." Serenity pulled out a few galleons out of her pocket, holding it out, fingers closed around the gold just in case.

"I don't want your money, honey." He kept grinning.

"You wouldn't dare ask it." Serenity crossed her arms, eyes narrowed angrily. "You know I would kick your butt if you said it. Your scared of me. Give it up, Elroy!"

"You don't even know what I'm gonna ask."

"Well when you say it like that, people jump to the wrong conclusion! Spit it out and stop smiling like that. You're making me nervous."

Serenity did look nervous, biting her nails and looking around every so often as if trying to run off.

He took a deep breath to add suspense.

...

...

...

"Get me a glass of pumpkin juice. Stat."

"Fine!" Serenity ran off, going to the Great Hall.

Serenity ran back, handing him the pumpkin juice and panting.