Defense Against Dark Arts

Rachel grabbed her bag and looked back at Liv with a confused look on her face. "What?" mouthed Rachel at her.

Lavender walked with Kelsi and Robin to the Staff Room. =3

Millicent stared at Rachel, with the OMGWTF face.

Holly entered with Fry, and sat down at one of the desks.

Fry sat next to Holly.
"SO!" he said casually. It seemed as if he forgot hit fight with Selia.

"So."

Fry grinned widely.
"How was your Christmas?" Fry felt stupid. She had stayed at the castle, they were hanging out together all the two weeks.

"I probably shouldn't say this cause you're a boy, but whatever. Selia and her sister Serenity dressed as whores on Christmas day in the common room and stood on the tables and sang and some guys got nosebleeds."

Fry snorted and tried to hold in his laughter.
"They're both idiots... How'd they get in Ravenclaw?"

"The Sorting Hat must've gone insane with them. Probably they hypnotized it because they look good in blue or that's their favorite color."

[this is Holly, not Lavender or me. X3]

[..... *shoots holly with Nicholas's borrowed shota-ness*]
Selia was talking to Antonio angrily. "And you know what? The idiot fell over my sister the first time he saw her, completely flipping! I heard it, she said he was downright creepy!"

(*blows whistle* I am representing him at the moment. You can only do that unless he says so. ><)

[*gives back the shota-ness and shoots her with a regular gun.*]

"I wonder who she's talking about," Holly smiled at Fry.

"I don't care. She's a 8!t#* after all..." he mumbled and pulled out his wand.

Lupin entered the classroom, looking frayed and exhausted. He had heavy shadows under his eyes and his robes sagged.

Antonio just listened on the outside. On the inside he was asleep.

"And so he puts on his sweater backwards, and she points it out, and he turns SO RED! The stupid little idiot, I wanna strangle him! You know what, I bet that traitor Holly is telling him EVERYTHING bad I've ever done! What an evil, traitorous, backstabbing,---" Selia went on, describing in long, great detail how bad she thought they both were. "They're as unbalanced as the Leaning Tower of Piza! Which, if it was built on a solid base and moved about 2.5 centimeters to the right, would have been a perfect gorgeous tower! But, it would probably ruin the amazingness of it all. It's going to fall in about seventy five years. Have you been to Circus Maximus? It's really great-A huge track." Selia went on to describe Latin, Roman, and Greek buildings, and how they are flawed, could be fixed, or the most amazing parts of them.

Lupin cleaned out his throat for attention.


Fry spun around and glared daggers at Selia.
"SHUT UP, I WAS AN IDIOT BACK THEN! WHO WOULD WANT TO FALL FOR A ROSENSTEEL?!"

Selia stood up, slamming her hands on the desk. "Oh, I don't know, someone sane?! Unlike poor Holly, stuck with a guy from a totally nutter family, that starts with a C, ends with an E, middle letters U I S E! Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot Fry can't spell!"

Holly spun around. "Fry's not an idiot! Unlike you, it's a shocker you were sorted into Ravenclaw!" Holly shot at Selia.

"Oh wow, can't come up with any other insults then that? I'd hate to be in Gryffindor, where idiocy and goody-goodiness lie at heart! At least the other houses aren't Mary-sues and Gary-stus!"

"SELIA, YOU IDIOT. YOU FORGOT THE R! Oh..." he paused for a moment.
"I'M NOT A NUTTER! AT LEAST I DON'T GO AROUND DRESSED IN SOME POOL-DANCER'S OUTFIT AND AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE RANDOM MOOD SWINGS AND AT LEAST I DON'T FALL ASLEEP AT THE MOST NEEDY TIMES! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU SHOULD GO RUN OFF WITH KARD INTO THE SUNSET WITH YOUR DAMNED THERAPY TEACHERS!" he yelled.

Selia laughed. "You really DON'T know how to spell! Pool? I've never heard of someone who dances on a pool! Falling asleep is Karin's job, retard, and the stupid Christmas thing wasn't my fault! If you were there, and not listening to rumors, I was trying to talk to Holly when my sister grabbed me and forced the outfit over my nice gray sweater and jeans! DAMN IT, I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE JUDGE ME BY MY IDIOT FREAKING SISTER! They're idiots who don't know a THING! And, Kard has a thing for Ally! Ally C-R-U-I-S-E."

"FINE, YOU CAN RUN OFF WITH ANTONIO! IT'S ABSOLUTELY OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE DEEPLY AND COMPASSIONATELY IN LOVE WITH HIM!"

Antonio glared up.
"But I don't need therapy."

Selia made incomprehensible noises and broke her quill in half.

Fry smirked and sat down. He was satisfied.


Lupin looked all ... ^^U
"Alright! Time for class... I'm sorry for not being here the last week of school before break, I had caught a dreadful cold. And I'm still recovering." he smiled weakly.
"Alright, I hope you guys did the essays over the holidays?"