Defense Against Dark Arts

[[wasn' here, so i made it.]]

....POTATO SALAD.

And so, Rachel walked into class, getting settled in her usual seat. She than began to take out her supplies, but she forgot to close her bag. XD

[[LULZ Yer doin' it on purrrpoooseeeeeee...

And I just noticed I did DADA. It's Herbology. BAKA BAKA BAKA *hits forhead*


Oh well, let's just start with this class, lulz.]]

Kelsi sat down in the middle row, by the window. And she waited.

Lavender sat with Kelsi. "Dude, what if Lupin likes little girls like Liv said? D8"

(Yes, for the lulz. For some unspecting to see. XD)

"Oh, hi Kelsi!" called Rachel waving at her.

Liv walked in, and started singing, "I-I-I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD." Luckily, so far, there was no one there who didn't get it.

"Hi Liv, hi Rachel," Lavender said.

Kelsi shrugged. She was gonna respond, when...
"Too bag for him. Cause, who would like a hobo?" Robin responded, and sat behind Kelsi.
"-.- He's not a hobo, Robin. He might look like one, but maybe he just can't afford proper robes."
"I still think he's a hobo..."

"Erugh! Liv stop that! That song is really starting to creep me out now!"

"Shut up, Robin. If Professor Lupin was a hobo, he wouldn't be teaching here," Lavender snapped at Robin.

"BUT IT'S YOUR SONG, RACHEL!!"

"No it's not! My song goes like this..." Rachel cleared her throat. "I-I-I LOVE LITTLE BOYS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD. EVERYTIME THEY'RE AROUND THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN TOWN."

Millicent sat next to Liv, and whispered something.

[[I watched the AMV.


HE IS A RAPIST >O]]

(No he's not. He's actually married. He just has an infinity for high school girls. XD)

Liv gagged. "WHATNOW?"

And Robin shut up. Hmm. It was just her oppinion, just because she thought that, and was talking to Kelsi didn't mean she had to butt in...

Kelsi didn't respond, she just turned around, and waited.


Professor Lupin entered from the back doors. Lulz, Peeves followed him in.
"Loopy loopy Lupin," he sang. Then he stuffed chewing gum into the door's keyhole.
"I'd take that gum out of the keyhole, if I were you, Peeves," Lupin said pleasantly.

Peeves made the ^3^ face and didn't do anything about the gum.

Millicent repeated her whisper.

Rachel was glaring at Peeves. She never really forgave him after the incident with boring cold water on her after accidentally falling in the lake in her first year.

"Filch won't be able to reach the brooms."
Peeves blew a loud, wet raspberry.

Professor Lupin sighed quietly, and pulled out his wand. Then he turned around, casting a glance to the class.
"This is a useful little spell," he said over his shoulder.
"Please watch closely."
He raised his wand to shoulder height, and said,
"Waddiwasi!" And the gum shot out of the keyhole and at bullet speed up Peeve's nostril. He wiggled right way up and zoomed away cursing.

"Epic." Kelsi whispered.

Liv looked at Milly for a moment, then turned to Sarah Rachel with an OMGWTF face.

Lavender smiled. This one teacher knew what he was doing.

Millicent had the same OMGWTF face.

Rachel looked at Lupin in wonder. "That's so cool!" she said quietly to herself. She than noticed Liv looking at her, and waved at her cheerfully. 8D

"That's cool sir!" yelled Dean.
"Yeah!" agreed Max.

"Thank you, Dean and Max. Shall we proceed?" He smiled and put his wand away.


Kelsi looked at his shabby clothing with increased respect, and turned around in her seat and grinned at Robin. Robin looked astounded.

Turns out this teacher rocks, or so far he does.

"Ok, we'll be going to another classroom for this- Actually, the staff room. That's where our first class will be held. This way, please." he says, and leaves the classroom.

Kelsi and Robin got up and grabbed their bags. They stumbled after him. .-.

Liv mechanically waved back.