The New Brown House :A

"But it was reeeeeeally scary!"

"Really? Well, it's over. And you're with me now, right?" Fry brought her closer to him."

"Yeah." Holly laid her head on his shoulder.

She used to come to ME when she had bad dreams, Drew thought bitterly.

Fry kissed her lightly on the head.

And Holly said "screw you" to the light kisses and rolled on top of him, snogging.

And they snogged full on. Even though Drew was on the bed above them. He's sleeping, whatever.

Including all the moaning and groaning, leaving Drew staring at the ceiling with an "I'm scarred for life" expression plastered across his face. And he stayed silent, in fear that they'd kill him. I'll just pull Fry to the side tomorrow, he thought, trying to block out the noises.

But they weren't Doing it. They were just snogging. Big time.

But Holly had started to unbutton her shirt, while Drew was still trying to block them out.

"... Holly..."

"What?"

"Despite all these urges to rip off my shirt and yours, can we not... now?"

"Ohhh, why?" Holly whined, pouting at him.

'Cause then your brother would kill me. "Because... umm... it's dark... and on the floor."

"Sooooo? I think it's more romantic."

Drew bit his lip to keep him from screaming at them. His little sister was begging some guy to... ugh. In his room. On his floor. Fry would probably agree if I hadn't threatened him earlier, Drew thought.

"Romantic?" Fry was ready to give in. "Aww, hell. He's asleep." And he returned to snogging her.

Drew stood up, and nudged Fry's arm with his big toe. "Just so you two know, I'm not asleep."

Holly screamed.

Fry screamed too. Especially when the toe poked him in the arm.

Drew went back to his bed, and got under the covers, right as Libby barged into the room and flipped the lights on. She'd heard the screaming.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?" she yelled, looking over at Holly and Fry, then over to Drew, who was pretending to be asleep so he didn't get blamed. "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!"

Kelsi appeared next to Libby rubbing her eyes. She stared at them and had to lean against the wall laughing. "It- hurts- Ahaha- Oh my god, Libby they- haha-"

"SHUT UP!" Fry screamed. "Just so you know, it's Drew who made us scream."

"Don't tell me to shut up! I can blast your eyebrows off! And Drew's sleeping. Or, well, he may be awake now, since Libby kicked the door open and stuff. What WERE you guys doing?!" Kelsi snapped, but her lips kept twitching.

Drew sat up, rubbing the back of his head and yawning for effect. "They just screamed and woke me up. I guess they must'a been snogging or something." Drew glared at Fry, with a look that said I'm going to kill you once I'm fully conscious.

"Kelsi! How many times do I have to tell you to NOT GET UP?" Libby groaned, and turned her attention back to Holly and Fry. "Holly. Button up your shirt and get back to bed. Fry, keep your pants on when you're around my sister, and don't wake Drew up with your sexual screams," she said fast, with a pissed off expression plastered onto her face. "And DON'T do this again, or else you can go stay somewhere else. I don't like being waken up in the middle of the night."

Libby turned on her heels and left, dragging Kelsi with her. Holly buttoned up her pajama shirt, face as red as a tomato.

Kelsi pointed behind her back. "Did you see that?! They... they were like... Heh..."



Once they were all gone, Fry groaned and fell back onto the floor. "Owww."

Libby snickered, too. "I know! I think I scared him!" she burst out laughing, but covered her mouth with her hand, trying to muffle the sound.

"Holly?" Drew asked politely, grinning over in Holly's direction.

"Y-yeah?" Holly stammered, looking up at him with tears welling in her eyes.

"Would you please so kindly"--his expression turned into his pissedoffraeg face--"get the FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM."

Holly stood up, balling her hands into fists. "God, Drew, why were you even listening? And you p-pretended like there was nothing w-wrong! Like you didn't d-do anything!"

"I didn't. I simply said I wasn't sleeping." Back to the creepy smile.

"You l-listened!"

"You were loud, Holly. It was quite disturbing, actually, and impossible to fall asleep."

"I th-thought you already w-were a-a-sleep! I HATE YOU!" Holly stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind her, and she pushed past Libby and Kelsi in the hallway to get to the bathroom, sobbing.

"I love you too!" Drew casually called from behind the closed door. "Finally, some peace and quiet." He laid down, turned on his side, and closed his eyes.

Kelsi sighed. "Your sister must be embarrassed, though. Either way..." Kelsi began laughing again. Even though it hurt.

Fry sighed. "Fourth time... wait, no, fifth time." he mumbled, and groaned.

"Fifth time what?" Drew asked.