Rosensteel house.

Serenity whispered "Payback," then said in her normal voice--
"Come in!"
She attempted to hide the tip of the secret item behind her back again, the tip of it shining like a hair accessory.

He breathed again, then opened the door, smiling seductively.

"I'm gonna warn you right now, this is all a big prank. You had better get out while you can."
Then the bucket of ice water dumped on him.
And Serenity pulled out her secret item.
It was a shiny, brand-spanking-new, sword. She had got it as a fourth-of-july present.

He pushed his drenched hair out of his eyes. He didn't look happy. "Iiiiiiiii saw this coming."

"Well, you better get out of here before I cut you to ribbons. I've been practicing." She waved her sword dangerously.
"This is what you get for locking a girl in a closet with you and making out with her."

"Ha. Worst consequence I've gotten the other times was-- Nevermind." He backed out of the room. "Oy, can I borrow a towel?"

"You want a towel? I'll give you a towel!"
She smacked him over the head with the edge of the sword.
"YOU WANT A TOWEL?!?!!? DO YOU WANT ANOTHER TOWEL!?!?!"
She smacked him again randomly.

"OKAY! GEEZ! JUST ASKING!" He started running.

Serenity laughed happily.
"Good times, good times. AND YOU BETTER RUN! BECAUSE IF YOU TRY ANYTHING AGAIN, I'LL COME INTO YOUR ROOM AT NIGHT! NOT IN THAT WAY- - WITH A SWORD IN MY HAND!"

"WHAT KIND OF SWORD, BABE!?" he yelled.

"What... are... you... doing..." came a murderous sounding voice that sounded a lot like Elroy's.

"Ehehe... running?"

A few seconds later, there was a loud crack, then shuffling. Then silence.

"ONE THAT'LL KILL YOU, YOU PERVERT!! IT WILL KILL YOU! AND YOU WILL BE DEAD!"
Serenity stood on her front porch, screaming into the darkness.

She was answered by the echo of her own voice, and distant footsteps.

Liv, seeing as no one seemed to be around, was raiding the refrigerator.

Serenity popped through the fire in the kitchen.
Then she looked at Livvie.
"LIVVIE! STAY AWAY FROM MY DIET CHOCOLATE BARS!!"

Liv turned around from the fridge. She had one in her mouth. "You meed deezh?"

Serenity groaned.
"Those.. make.. you.. throw.. up.. like.. CRAZY!! It's the best way to lose weight!"

[How is Serenity a Ravenclaw, rofl? XD]

[-.-]

She dropped it. "THAT'S TERRIBLE! DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT IS!?"

[[LOL. BAD SERENITY!]]

Serenity rolled her eyes. "Once a month. It's not like you don't EAT. Now, if you feel like you need to throw up---"

"I know, I know, I'll run into your closet." Liv got out a carton of milk [WHICH WAS NOT EXPIRED], opened it, and drank it. =3=

Serenity grabbed a pear and bit into it.
[You were the one who said she had it in her mouth. 0.0]

[what?]

"Ewh... what is this, soy milk?"

"Goat. Why?"
Serenity then got out the ultimate dieting sin.
Pizza rolls.
She threw them in the microwave and pulled them out, popping a hot one in her mouth.