Some random hallway, olol.

Drew was running through the hallways, screaming the Sex Ed Rocks song.

"I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING WEIRD, BUT YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY, YOU DON'T HAVE A VAGINAAAA, THAT WOULD BE CRAPPY."

and then he ran off, screaming and headbanging. He actually sounded good. XD

then he stole a rubber guitar from some first-year and ran with it. X3

Selia, who was searching around for someone to talk to, stopped dead in her tracks, attempting to hide her hair. Drew would so make fun of it.

&Kelsi was on her way to her common room. Lavender ditched her.

Drew ran by again, playing on his inflatable little guitar thing, hair flying everywhere. "BABIES SUCK CAUSE THEY BARF, POO, AND CRY, THEY HAVE THE A-BILL-I-TY TO PEE, IN YOUR EYE! BABIES SUCK CAUSE THEY BARF, POO, AND CRY, THEY HAVE THE A-BILL-I-TY TO PEE, IN YOUR EYE OH MY GOD IT BURNS!!!"

Drew headbang'd.

Kelsi went all wtf when he passed her. She shrugged, and left for the common room.

***Edit***

SKIPPED TO THE COMMON ROOM LIKE HARREH POTTA.

He stayed in that hallway, and continued singing and headbanging. <3

"AND DID I MENTION THE RISK OF GETTING STD'S, NOT JUST GROSS HOOKERS HAVE IT EVEN HARRY POTTER COULD GET A BIT. YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HARRY POTTER IS? WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ THE PROPHET MORE. WAIT A SECOND THIS IS NOT ABOUT HARRY."

"NORLY?!" Kelsi yelled back. She was high on cream puffs. <3

"WELLGUD4U KEEP SINGING. >3" then she totally left.

"QUICK FACT! YOU CAN'T GET GIRLS BY SINGING THIS SONG!" Drew flipped his long bangs out of his eyes and flashed a grin at Kelsi. <3 Kelsi was nothing compared to this L look-alike. He looked totally like L, only bright blue eyes.

Some first-year said, "I still don't get it. D8"

"YOUR BODY'S GROWING," Drew shouted. "YOUR PUNY VOICE WILL START TO CHANGE, AND YOUR NO-NO PLACE WILL FEEL A BIT STRANGE. YOUR PITS WILL STINK. YOU WILL GET ZITS ON YOUR FAAAACE. WITHOUT THIS KNOWLEDGE YOU WILL SCARE GIRLS AWAY. SO LISTEN TO THIS SONG EVERY DAY."

The first year stared. "That song was stupid. -_-"

Drew proceeded to hit the first-year with his inflatable guitar thing.

Kelsi got seduced. And ran away.

And ran away for the third time.

The FLIPPING third time.

<3

Drew was still attacking the innocent first-year with his inflatable guitar.