A HALLWAY. WOWZERS.

"What I want to see is food."

"BESIDES food." said Rachel crossing her arms.

"Nobody, then! I just came here to talk to you! Now you're dragging me off to see some guy I really like, where I don't want to! >O"

"Oh, we weren't going to see DREW. I was just going to go find some guy and demostrate how you to talk to a guy. That's all!"

"Oh! I can talk to guys! I mean, I talk to Cedric all the time!"

"NO!" Rachel face-palmed. "I mean, TALK to guys, you know..."

"Flirt?"

"No, you see, it's kinda hard to explain. It's something in between talking, and normal flirting. I don't exactly know what the right for it is though."

Serenity popped out of nowhere. "Tatting."

"Yeah, that's a good word. Anyway, that's what you do to guys you like at first, because if you just start flirting right away, they'll think your really weird and be turned off..."

"But I don't want to! What happened to just being yourself?"

"Oh, you have to do that as well, while your talking to the boys. You just can't flirt right away. You see, just do whatever you want except flirt right away. I guess that's the best way to put it."

"-___- You do know I'll just do the opposite of what you say, and walk off? I know you know that. Because that's what I'll do. I'll just tell the guy what you guys made me do and leave."

Lavender pulled out her wand. "Now Kelsi, if you do that, you'll be barfing up slugs for the next few hours. 83"

"Your welcome..." said Rachel quietly. She than began to sing, rather off key and badly. "Though you protest, your disinterest.... something, something, something YOUR GOING TO GRIN AND BARE IT, YOUR NEW FOUND POPULARI-TY oh! LA LA, LA LA!!" Rachel than skipped off.

Serenity started singing the rest of the song happily.

Then Lavender put her wand away, and began running down the hall yelling, "PERIODS SUCK!!! COMMAS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!11" over and over.

"And you'll find several spiders in your bed at night."

Lavender was already running and screaming, forgetting about Kelsi and her lack of ability to flirtalk with a guy. <3

"Are we there yet?! I wanna get this over with!"

"-___-norly."

ThenKelsiDitchedJustLikeThat.

Rachel had climbed out of the Ravenclaw Tower into her special hallway. She had given up on playing with hair. For now, she wanted to take a nap. So, she spread out her cloak like a blanket, and sprawled out on it, falling asleep.

Rachel ended up falling asleep out there for the night. XD