Ravenclaw Common Room

"Now that we're broken up, YOUR BOOBS ARE SO MUCH SMALLER THAN PENELOPE CLEARWATER'S!"

"Now that we're broken up, I CAN TELL YOU TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, YOU WORTHLESS SCUM-RAG!!!!"

"I can also tell you, that you are SO NOT SEXY! I slept with eight other girls while I was going out with you, and your still waiting until marriage~!"
[...Trying to make liv laugh.]

[... LOL. CANON DEFILEMENT. MAJOR.]

Grace was turning blue from laughter.

Rachel just rolled her eyse, and unwrapped a small box. Inside was a simple necklace with a lily charm on it. "Well," she said putting it on. "I'm happy it's not porn!"

"GOOD FOR YOU! BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GOING OUT WITH A WORTHLESS MUTT LIKE YOU! AT LEAST I HAVE A FUTURE!"

"Oooh," said Rachel looking up. "Percy got BURNED."

The thudding stopped.

"AT LEAST I HAVE A S** LIFE!"

[*dies*

Liv pointed her wand at her scarf, turning it blue. She looked at the door. "Question please..."

Rachel opened the door of the Ravenclaw Common Room. "Don't worry Liv, you just come right in. The questions can be really hard..."

Liv took a step in. "Why, Sarah. I can't unsee the picture..."

"Well, YOU gave me a porn picture. And if you dislike it so much, you can burn it." she grinned. "Anyway, Percy tried to rape Ally..." she looked thoughtful for a minute.

"AT LEAST I WON'T END UP ON THE STREETS BEGGING FOR MONEY, SO THAT YOU CAN GO OFF AND BUY YOURSELF MORE WOMEN, YOU GOODY-TWO-SHOES MINISTRY-FOLLOWER!"

"AT LEAST WE BOTH HAVE A MAN'S PART!!"

"I know I can burn it, but I already saw..." She then stopped, turned, and gave Percy the =w= look. "Oh really?"

Rachel than started to sing quietly to herself: "I just wanna nail your brother..."

"Ally does. Saw it when I took off her bra. <-> And I sure do, ask the Patil twins, or Katie of the Gryffindor Quidditch team." His voice was pompous and greatly proud of himself.

"Ok, that was the stupidest come-back ever. Where'd you get that from, momma's boy? GO BURN, PERCIVAL. Furnunculus!" And boils exploded all over Percy's face. Then she stomped into the girls dorm and slammed the door.

Liv turned to Sarah again. "Whose?"

Rachel sung a bit louder. "I JUST WANNA NAIL YOUR BROTHER."

"YOU AIN'T TALKIN' TO ME!" Liv turned back to the fight.

"...I just wanna f*** the s*** out of your brother..."

Penelope Clearwater slapped Rachel upside the head. "Don't sing such vulgarities. Five points off.