Staircase.

Selia froze, suddenly looking smaller and younger, like a six year old just told she couldn't fly to the moon. She was really quiet for a long time, then she opened her mouth. “Oh. I didn't really think you guys wouldn't like it, but, if you don't wanna do it, it's your choice," She finally said, in a small voice.

Antonio noticed he hurt Selia's feelings. Or something like that.
"Hey, I was just advising it, don't get disappointed. Either way, those are good ideas. Just, we're supposed to use our stuff for good. So, instead of using the pranks on people who don't deserve it, why not do it to those who do deserve it?"

"We've got a new person on our list, you guys. Percy."

"The pervert? Yeah, he came in the bathroom when me and Luna lovegood were using the showers. Let's send him some ally porn that blows up in his hands." Selia was back up and glowing.

"Ally doesn't do porn, Selia. And I'd never touch my sister's porn."

"Well OBVIOUSLY it would be fake, silly! You see, I heard he told Rachel he wanted some BAD. So, if we addressed it to him with a letter explaining what it was, and he got his hands on it and it's blank paper, and then it explodes on his stupid little dirty hands..." Selia spun around again, arms out happily, wondering absentmindedly what her sister would make everyone wear.

"Oh. Clever. You know, I like that idea."


Antonio nodded. He was still reading, though.


"Okay, since Holly is in her own world, I'll write this down..."

Fry got out a paper.

December 31

"Anything else I need to add?"

Selia grinned. "Here's an idea for Draco- Dye his hair bright red and his skin shiny gold. Put some chemicals in his shower, you know. As for his hair, I don't know how we'll reach it.. Antonio, do you know anything about him?"

"... Erm, he uses all these aloy and dove proffesional products for his hair? He uses at least 5 products every night for his hair."

"Antonio, do you think you could maybe slip some red food coloring in there?"

A dark smile formed on his lips.
"It'd be my pleasure,"


Fry snorted.
"Yeah, ok..." he quickly wrote down what to do for Draco...

"Great! And, for the Patils.. I dunno! Fry, you got anything?"
And she was squeeing inwardly.

Fry shrugged.
"Feed them fake info? Spread gossip about them? Catch them red-handed?"

"Hmm.. You know that joke about Harry and Ron kissing in public? Why don't we make it Patil #1 and Patil #2. Polyjuice potion, Snape has some in stock, I think."

"Wait, who's gonna do it, though?"

Selia blushed. "Well, it has to be a boy and a girl of us, cause sure as heck we aren't going homo. We shall draw straws!"
[In other words, OLIVIA GETS TO PICK. No homos, it has to be a certified couple. Choices: Holly x Fry, Karin x Eric, Selia x Antonio. Correct me if I'm wrong in the couples.]

Antonio glared.
"No WAY am I going with this! We should keep our friendness! If we do this, it will lead to awkwardness." Fry yelled.

"We could hire someone to do it.... But Fry's right. If it's anyone, it should be someone who's sure as heck in love. Like Fry and Holly." Selia hid behind a column, not wanting to be picked.

Karin popped out of no where. "I don't really want to be apart of this one," said rather primly. "After we got into trouble last time at the forest, I don't want to cause anymore for a while."

...WITH ERIC.


Fry whipped out his wand.
"Say that again, Selia!" he snapped.


"Wow, I thought you of all people wouldn't go with the rumours, Selia."

"I was kidding!" Selia stayed behind the column for good measure. "And, rumors just get you polyjuiced potioned and seen kissing with your twin, as the Patils are about to see. I personally don't volunteer."

Holly stuck her tongue out at Selia and pulled down the bottom part of her right eye.

"We're not doing it, Selia."


Antonio shrugged.
"You could get a random couple in the school to do it."

"Let's get my sister and Max to do it," Holly volunteered.

"Oh, we could get Percy and Penelope Clearwater! That would make it realistic." Selia giggled, but quickly became serious. "My sister's party's tonight, will you please come? She's dragging me."