Hog's Head

He shrugged. "I'm a nineteen year old man. You think I wouldn't know?"

"You seem like the person who'd save himself for marriage."

"I rather test first. You know. To make sure I don't marry somebody who doesn't know how."

"A lot of people don't, already." she stared at Bore. "Did you know that, everytime you have sex with someone new, it's like doing it with everyone else previously? So if someone had a STD, you have it."

"Which is where protection comes in." he said. "Which, I know I don't have an STD, being checked over the summer. I'm not an idiot, Rachel. Besides, I'm not the one who just went off and did it during the battle of the century. Who knows, you may be pregnant." he looked unimpressed.

"Condoms don't protect against that." she laughed. "Oh, Olive was right! You're sure funny Bore. What would give you the idea I was pregnant?"

[THIS TOPIC]

(CMoA?)

[No, anvilicious. Either way I'm giggling like an idiot.]

(XD Exactly!)

"Well, was the guy wearing a condom? Because, condoms DO protect somebody from one thing. And that's pregnancy."

"My religion doesn't allow condoms or others like that because it prevents life. Besides, what's the chance of me being pregnant?!"

"You're a woman. He's a man. You two do it, and that's called mating, in other cases. Technically, if you mate, you reproduce."

"Come on, what's the chance of me being pregnant, honestly."

"One hundred percent. But, there are the chances of getting a miscarriage, along with the possibility of you being on that one week per month thing, and also how sometimes it just doesn't happen- depends on your luck. But, removing the infertile week thing, I'd say about 89%?"

She stared at him for a long time.

"...You depress me." And she went back to the portal without another word.

Boris shrugged. He went off to help Aberforth. "I hope Olivia's going to be okay."