MERRY CHRISTMAS BREAKFAST

[Yeah, I didn't really care. It just came out, I don't blame her, I would'a said it too on accident.]

"You think a seven-year-old was hot?" she asked. Then pointed at the Gryffindor table. "He's double-facepalming. :A"

"No, I said he looks hot as a seven-year old. Like, even the gap in the teeth is hot on him." Kelsi turned her head to glance.
"Why's he double facepalming?"

"You're still finding a seven-year-old attractive. And if I knew, I would tell you. Lemme go ask."

She zoom'd off to the Gryffindor table. There was some talking, head-shaking from Drew, and she came back.

"He said that girl from last night stole his first kiss and really likes him even though he doesn't really like her back. He likes someone else."

Kelsi dropped the bacon and hit her head on the table.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." she groaned.

"And I think they're a couple now. He's not sure. But he says she's nice, good friend. Gryffindor, like him."

Kelsi then repeatably hit her head on the table. The plates rattled.
"Shut up, Libby. He kissed somebody else. Please excuse me, while I go to the washroom." And so Kelsi left.

Sasori flew over, dropping the note over Libby. It landed on her plate.

Kelsi then sat back next to Libby as if nothing had happened.

When Kelsi had arrived, Libby was facepalming.

"... What now?"

"..."

Facepalm.

"I DO NOT WANT Livi's present."

"What did she give you?"

"..."

She lowered her voice to a whisper, and told Kelsi.

"Oh. Gross. That's just nasty. Burn it. Throw it away. Don't keep it. DID PANSY SPIKE HIS PUMPKIN JUICE TOO?! Imagine if she begins spiking the girls' pumpkin juice too!"

"I'll never see Max in the same way again..." Libby was double-facepalming now.

"...Yeah. Just burn it. Please."

"The... memory... still... remains..."

She had that look, like in darker animes, wide eyes, small pupils. She hit her head on the table, gripping the hair of her Tomo wig. "It burns... I'll never see him in the same way ever again."

"Oh, come on. I'm sure you'd have seen him naked in the later years. Get up and be proud. Act like you've never seen it before. I'm sure there's a charm to help wipe the memory out of your head..."

"LATER YEARS!! BUT NOT THIS YEAR! How would you like it if you saw Drew's - never mind. Bad example."

"Terrible example. Anyways, we should go talk to Olivia."

Libby got up from where she was sitting. She walked out of the Great Hall, pulling Kelsi, looking for Livi.