The New Brown House :A

Masked- for once- nodded and flew away. The paper then spoke. "Hey guys! Happy Christmas! What's up?"

"OH MY GOD SERENITY! ROBIN KISSED RYAN! And I still kissed nobody... WOAHH!"

"... I just got some seventh year to charm the piece of paper so it's like a two way talking device! ^_^ Unwrap me, will ya?!"

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU, NOT TO TALK ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS RIGHT NOW!"

"Guys? PLEASE unwrap the paper?"

Kelsi unwrapped the paper.
"..."


"And I'm sorry, Serenity. It's not your fault you got rejected. You're supposed to FIGHT to rape somebody. It's supposed to be secretive, and like, you know in an attacking way."

Amanda's head was clearly seen on the paper, her eyes widening at this conversation.

"HE RAN OFF AND LOCKED HIS DOOR." Serenity sniffled. "I'll get him tonight. In his sleep!"


[That was creepy.]

[[I showed my dad FMA. *shot*]]


"YEAH! Wait, honestly, aren't you a bit young??"

"He's graduating next year. I won't see him for a while, most likely." Serenity stared out the window, obviously disturbed by the questioning of her reasoning.

"That's... umm... Well, oh well. But," Kelsi lowered her voice.
"Drew's graduating too, and I'm not trying to rape him."

"You haven't even kissed Drew, though! I've known Angel since I was seven! And liked him since I was ten! If you like Drew, Kelsi, NOW'S THE TIME TO TELL HIM!" Serenity didn't get why Kelsi was whispering- Sere was nearly screaming.

Libby (rudely) threw the paper into the fireplace in the living room, and came back. She then told Serenity in a whisper, "He lives in this house, you know, stop screaming!"

"Oops, sorry. Thank you for the inspiration, Kelsi! I'm going to rape Angel tonight FOR SURE!"

Kelsi's face was bright red.
"Oh, shut up. That's the stupidest, most reckless plan I've ever heard. He might hate you for eternity if you do it." Kelsi said.

"It's not reckless and he won't hate me! What's your problem, is it because the only person you've kissed is your grandma?"

"You guys, don't fight," Libby put a hand on Kelsi's shoulder. "Honestly, Kels, it's no big deal if you haven't kissed a guy yet. Some people have their first kisses later than others."

"Well-well- say whatever you want, but do you think that's something you'd say to your friend?" She muttered something under her breath. And yes, it was the bad version of female dog.

"I know it's no big deal. Are you sure you ran out of that ice cream?"

Serenity gritted her teeth, deciding to leave and slam the door as hard as she could on the way out.

Libby eyerolled at Serenity. "Yeah, I'm sure it's all gone."

"Great, I just had to say that. And right after I said would you say that to a friend. I'M SO EVIL."

"You're not evil!"

"But I keep doing that! I get irritated, and say stuff without meaning it! I hope she forgives me. Oh well, I'm still happy you're coming tonight."

"Yup. I'll be there."

Amanda then saw flames, flames, and the connection burned up.