Ravenclaw Common Room

"Yeah, I guess you're right Robin." Rachel reached down and grabbed another present. "He was!? I didn't know that," she shrugged as she began to open it. "Maybe I should read the newspaper mo-" Rachel stared down at another picture. This time, from Hannah Abbot.

"..."

Alexander entered.
"Hey, Rachel!" He pulled out his wand and tons of picture of Nicolas porn fell all over her.


Ally entered and scowled.
"Alex, you're an idiot."

"AT LEAST I DIDN'T DO IT!!!" and he ran off.

Robin stared.
"Eh?"

Ally looked furious.
"I DIDN'T!!! HE JUST ACCIDENTLY UNDID THE CLIP AND MY BRA JUST FLUN-" she spotted them.
"Oh, nevermind..."

Grace began to laugh. Insanely. "AHAHAHAHA! HE TRIED TO RAPE YOU, PERCY TRIED TO RAPE YOU!! XD"

Rachel looked as though she REALLY wanted to punch someone. "I swear... if ANYONE gives me another picture of him, I will EXPLODE!" she yelled.

An owl flew in and gave a picture of porn to Rachel.

Grace was lol'ing @ Ally.

"AAAAAHHHH!!!" screamed Rachel twitching. "WHO IS THIS FROM!?!?"

Ally whipped out her wand and pointed it at Grace.
"Shut up, I broke up with him when that happened." she snapped.


[[LULZLULZLULZHELIUM

[I SHALL BE PERCY! for now.]
Percy came in, with a disapproving face. He led Ally to a corner, whispering and glaring at Grace. "Will you reconsider? I swear it wasn't me! Please, I'm no pervert!" Then he magically undid her bra again, giving a detention to grace.
[once a weasley, always a weasley.]

(You would. ._.)

[Percy is a Gryffindor.]

Grace continued lol'ing insanely.

Noticing Percy, Rachel than tried to hide her pictures back in the boxes and such.

[Kelsi's in there, isn't she? He's a prefect, so he knows where it is, and he's smart enough to answer a question.]

"GAH! WE'RE OVER, PERCIVAL!" she slapped him and went up to the common room.

Robin smiled.
"I love you, Ally." she muttered.

Percy glared at the pictures. "Where did you get those, Rachel? Do you think they have one of Ally?" He added the last sentence in an undertone. "DETENTION, CRUISE."

A little note fluttered down, reading the name... DRUMROLL.... PADMA.

Rachel lowered her voice. "Pansy is selling them. And she doesn't take pictures of girls. She does boys only though. So you'll have to find someone else for pictures of girls."

"I'm not going to the detention. Besides, only teachers can give detentions. Percival, it's obvious why you're not a Ravenclaw, you're stupid," Grace said. "just like Drew."

Grace went out of the common room, lol'ing.

"Five points from whatever house your in, cruise! And, thanks Rachel." Percy left.

"No problem," she than grabbed another gift and began to unwrap it.

"YOU'VE JUST GAINED FIVE POINTS, ROBIN! IT'S ROBIN, PERCY! NOT CRUISE! SEE?! THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU! ALL YOU EVER WANTED WAS TO UNDO MY BRA! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MY FAMILY! I'VE BEEN GOING OUT WITH YOU FOR TWO YEARS AND YOU STILL DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF MY SISTER!"

Robin shuffled her feet.

There was a constant thudding at the door, which was Olivia, repeatedly headwalling.

[also, i'm posting this pointless message to say: LOL. PERCY.]

Percy came back in. "Why would I need to know the name of your sisters? I can learn them when we're married and having s-- I mean..... HAVING PICNICS AT THE BEACH! So, little Bluebird can have a birthday party. And, Kicksy can have a summer party. And, That little one, Ketchup, he can date what's her name."

"Their names are Robin, Kelsi, Fry, and he obviously likes my sister Holly." Grace said.

Ally stomped down the stairs and pointed her wand at Percy.
"REDUCTO!" And he flew out of the common room.
"AND DON'T COME BACK!"