Ravenclaw 3rd Year Girls Dorm

"You know what Padma? You need to stop spreading rumors with your idiot of a sister and get a life. Go sell porn with pansy. Your names all start with P!" Serenity glared right back through her mask.

Padma eyerolled, unaffected by her insults. She head-pillowed, pulling the ends around her ears.

"Hey," said Rachel with a combination of the -_- and T_T faces. "Don't say the P word..." She sighed. "I'm still not over that, it's been a while, but still."

"Ray, who gives a crap if you have porn in your bag? It's your business and nobody else's! Oh, give it up, Patil, we all know your dearest wish is to be in a broom closet alone with harry potter so you can get a look at his wand!" Serenity stood up, hands on her hips and eyes flaring.
[Wand parody. Sorry, had to put it in there.]

"Oh lets see here... THE SCHOOL. THE PROFESSORS." Rachel flopped onto her bed. "And, that's disgusting. I get ideas of bad things..." said Rachel.

Robin high-fived, lulz. Only a bit too late.

Then she glared at Padma. She really hates Padma.

"Lulz, Padma, no being rude to Serenity. Only her inner friends can do that. Right Serene?" Robin went on her toes and hooked her arm around Serenity's shoulders.

Serenity hugged Robin. "Only if your not too mean. And, it's seriously rude to violate the inner friend rule, because that's only for people I like. And you, darling, I can't get any less of!"

"Padma, you are a jerk..." said Rachel, with a look of dead serious-ness on her face. "Why don't you just go be the loaner you are, and make friend with dust bunnies under your bed?" she asked coldly.

Robin didn't respond, lulz.

"Don't over-do it, you guys." she said cheerfully, and skipped to her bed.

"What? It's the truth... the cold, hard facts of life..."

"Padma Patil and her twin don't understand life. All they understand is that they need to tell lies about other people constantly and act like giggling idiots, instead of real people."

"Sometimes the truth shouldn't be spoken."

She threw a rotton apple-core at Padma.

"You might have to reveal it in your movements."

She threw another one.


Padma went all, >O

"I HATE YOU ALL" then she ran away. But she missed the door and bashed into the wall. Stepping backwards, she ran through the right hole and out of the common room screaming.

"For some reason," began Rachel. "I feel like she's going to get back at us... really hardly."

"Yup."

"But I don't think she has the brains. I bet the hat messed up."

"The sorting hat knows all," replied Rachel. "So, I guess she must be smart.." she shrugged. "So, I'm afraid of her, now..."

"Oh please. Rachel, you shouldn't be scared. If she ever did something to us, then the real war will begin." Robin had some weird glaze in her eyes.

"I am not being scared! I swear, she's planning, I tell you! Anyway," Rachel had apparently been writing something on a note during all of this. "Do you know where Lav is? I have to give her something..."

"I'm gonna kick her sorry bi*** a** if she comes anywhere near us!" Serenity had a complete fire in her eyes, determination enaminating from her.

"You guys are so dramatic."

Padma reentered. She put stuff in each one of our beds. IT WAS THE PLANTS FROM HERBOLOGY.

Rachel than climbed upstairs, changed into a tank-top and sweatpants, climbed into bed, and soon fell right asleep. XD

It was a beautiful morning when Rachel woke up. She got up, and stretched, and threw opening the curtains. Perfect day for Qudduitch! She didn't feel like changing right away, so when she went to the mirror to brush out her mirror....

SHE HAD THOSE RED SPLOTCHES ALL OVER HER BODY.

Robin felt extremely uncomfortable. She was itchy all over, but her sleep was too heavy for her to move her arm to scratch the itches. IT eventually woke her up.


[[Actually, it's supposed to be so flipping rainy and stormy.]]

(Oh yeah, I forgot rofl. XD I'm stupid.)

"OH MY GOSH!" Rachel screamed staring at her body. She yelped and screamed.

Robin stared with her eyes wide.
"WHAT HAPPENED- OOO...." she lifted the flattened plant.
"Ooo... she did NOT!" Robin yelled through clenched teeth. Her eyes wandered to Padma's empty bed.
"Who- Who does she think she is?!" Robin yelled, leaping out of her bed. She itched her arms and legs.
"It's way worse than chicken pox! Rachel- it's ALL OVER YOU!"